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How to Pitch a Movie or PR Spam to My Inbox

My inbox runneth over. I am the daily recipient of so much email that pure mathematics cannot adequately describe it with numbers. In the time it takes you say ?googolplex,? my email would have already quintupled. What?s amazing is that … Read on.

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When is Autumn? Like, now, baby.

If I were an olde English person, I’d write, “Autumn is icumen in, lhude sing cuckoo!” If I were Ezra Pound, I’d write, “Autumn is icumen in, Lhude sing Goddamm!” But since I’m just a small town newspaperman, I’ll simply … Read on.

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How to Write a Screenplay that Gives the Finger to Mythic Structure

Long before Harry Potter stroked his wand and yielded yet another sequel to his magically inflating franchise; eons before Frodo became the ring-bearer to his own tripartite wedding of myth and special effects; and far, far away from the uneasy … Read on.

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How to Guest Blog and Get Invited Back

How to Guest BlogGuest-blogging is usually a one-off affair. You dash off some keyword dense, SEO-friendly screed on ?How To Guest Blog from a Federal Penitentiary? or ?Top 5 Ways Guest Blogging Can Improve Your Sex Life? with the understanding that the blog?s … Read on.

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Public Speaking: Stop Thinking About Everybody Naked

Above flying on an airliner and even before death, people?s number one fear is public speaking. Given my disproportionate fear of the first two, public speaking has always been comparatively easy for me. Besides, fear of flying and dying can … Read on.