Compensated Celebrity Endorser

Are you a celebrity? Down on your luck? Need money for rehab? Does your insurer no longer cover that costly cosmetic surgery? Or are you interested in trading on your fame for additional income to support a mistress or a new car?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, you too could be a compensated celebrity endorser.

Hi, I’m Daedalus Howell and I specialize in matching celebrities like yourself with direct marketing opportunities for such interesting products as food processors, novelty exercise equipment and starving children.

Being a compensated celebrity endorser puts you back in the spotlight – where you belong. Remember, “out of sight means out of mind.” You don’t want to become a trivia question do you? No, you want to be able to answer the question “Whatever happen to [insert your once famous name here]?” by sponsoring a pyramid marketing scheme or non-FDA approved acne treatment. Not only will your fans learn about a great product, they will also learn a lot about YOU. That’s right Y-O-U!

The fact is, there are more celebrities than ever before and compensated celebrity endorsements are in limited supply. Act now before someone else takes your place. For a free brochure, send $19.95 (shipping and handling) to: Daedalus Howell, Compensated Celebrity Endorser, P.O. Box 653 Sonoma, CA 95476. Your fans are waiting…

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