Are you a Daedalus Howell look-alike?

Does your rakish mien skew Mediterranean? Can your timeless charm be attributed to an aquiline nose? Do you wear a 44 Long Suit and size 11 shoes with no distinguishing marks, scars or tattoos? Dental records out of date? Never been fingerprinted?

If you match the criteria above, send a photo of yourself, day-time phone number and the most likely time that you will be alone in a rural area, to: fakingmydeath@dhowell.com .