When Japanese school girl fetishism surpassed that of the Catholic school girl (“and her tiny little mustache,” as Frank Zappa sang in his lurid paean to the plaid-clad adolescents), it brought with it a new chapter in vending machine lore.
Since the 90s, it’s been alleged that one might acquire schoolgirl underwear from vending machines in Japan (I’ve not bothered to ask expat pal Trane Devore if this is true — nor do I care to know). What’s germane is that America, as with most notions high tech, no matter how low brow, continues to trail Japan.
Finally some crackpot channeled their leather daddy mustache fetish into a machine at Lepe’s Mexican restaurant on Summerfiled Rd. in Santa Rosa, CA. For 50 cents, you can crank the knob and get your very own handlebar mustache not seen in general circulation since the Village People. If you have a mustache fetish, this is your machine. Note the vamp of the VP’s construction worker, biker and cowboy on the point of sale art in the picture. Also, note the warning: “Choking hazard.” Yeah, take that, Japan.
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RT @dhowellcom: The latest in fetish merchandising ??The Mustache Machine! http://tinyurl.com/ycyelmn
Daedalus, did you happen to see if they had the Wilford Brimley 'stash? I would be dropping quarters in that machine all day if I knew I could get one of those.
Todd ??Seems it was a one-size-fits all situation that skewed post-Groucho but pre-Magnum PI. Sadly, Brimley seemed under-represented.