birthday

  • For My Wife on Her [Redacted] Birthday

    Mentioning my wife’s age is verboten. Especially now that the square root of her age is more than the years our kid has lived on earth. So, even though today is her birthday, I can’t say her age. Be it here, there, in pixel or print – the surest way for me to wind up…

  • On Turning 40: So, I’m 40-Years-Old today. Now what?

    On Turning 40: So, I’m 40-Years-Old today. Now what?

    By the time you read this, it will have happened. Some collusion of time and fate will have already transpired, and now I am 40. I’ve had a birthday — likely the last I’ll bother to celebrate. There are many reasons why, among them the fact that I don’t feel any older. My interior monologue…